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Shower Stamina

The incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. Due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer
"Hey Joe, why were you in the shower so long?"

"Bro beating it in the shower takes foever. Fucking shower stamina!"
by Americandragonblakelong December 5, 2010
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Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.
I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.
by Lildrav April 6, 2020
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manichaean shower

A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.
Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.
by Luke T March 7, 2008
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Hat Shower

When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.
Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?

Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo
by GrandRap Godfather August 9, 2008
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Toyam Shower

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.
by BV69BV March 30, 2017
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Czech golden shower

1: reference to the VZ61 scorpion machine gun due to its high brass ejection height raining brass down

2: when you get drunk, ingest a multitude of different drugs, and eat asparagus then piss on someone starting from the extremities and ending in the mouth
1: “Brandon showed me how his Scorpion gives a Czech Golden Shower”

2: “Yeah Eastern European rave chicks are a dangerous breed, one asked me a Czech Golden Shower”

- Well what did you do? -

“ Well I blitzed the opportunity and gave her the Golden Shower after the Lightning”
by Jack On, Jack Off November 18, 2022
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ruby shower

A sexual fetish in which a woman squatting or standing over her partner unleashes her ruby-red menstrual flow to the delight of her partner. Note: condoms should be worn for maximum safety.
Instead of a golden shower or a cleveland steamer, she gave me a warm ruby shower.
by Herbert M. May 23, 2008
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