slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

dog snot 

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

dog snot by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

Dani snot on fire 

A dank dead meme

No one:

Not a single soul:

Phandom and Phil: DANI SNOT ON FIRE
Dan proceeds to cry after being showed hello internet

Dani snot on fire by Hxwellz November 15, 2019

Shit, piss, corruption, snot 

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.

Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!

Shit, piss, corruption, snot by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Vantucky Snot Rocket 

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night

Vantucky Snot Rocket by ko2blkul May 21, 2011

Coochie Snot 

A gelatinous discharge that has dripped down from within the vagina to the grundle region in a snotty, runny nose like manner. Possibly composed of ejaculated semen, blood, and / or other pussy juices

Their sex was such a hot and mind shattering experience of pleasure and a little bit of pain that she found coochie snot dripping from her vagina and onto her panties for days

Coochie Snot by chonchinator September 10, 2009

tooth snot 

Left over food stuck in between one's teeth.

John didn't have the time to floss before going to work, so he blew his tooth snot instead of flossing.

tooth snot by Argyrodes February 21, 2019