spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
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A dude who doesn't like it if you step on his "J"s and screams a lot. He also constantly starts fights and loses them.
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Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
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