stashed some yams

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.

Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

Smashe

i > you 'own'

i smashe you

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

Bum Smasher

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

by Reformation January 16, 2010

stashed the yams

A ballon filled with herion.

Tommy Pantsdown stashed the yams at his aunties house.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006

Smushed

To be stoned or drunk.

"I was absolutely smushed yesterday"

by Barry Stewart October 21, 2008

Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007