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sharty pooper

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.
The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.
by A. Hichcockenstein July 14, 2006
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dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.
That girl looks like she would be dick smart.
by Matumbo October 3, 2007
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smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.
Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.
by swissmocha April 1, 2005
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smart

Someone who doesn't support Bush.
She didn't vote for Bush, therefore she is smart.
by WAGMIRE October 29, 2005
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smart drunk

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.
by Deloss January 15, 2009
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Slarty

Northern English slang, meaning "to be covered with shit." This is why the wizard Slartibartfast in THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY does not want to say his name, and why Arthur Dent laughs when he does.
"You've stepped in dog's muck and gotten your shoes and clothes all slarty."
by noodles and cheese October 6, 2011
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