slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

snackertunity

when one takes an oppurtunity to obtain a snack

Tony was hungry so he took a snackertunity

by duder1no444 March 6, 2009

Slacker

Someone often absent from contributing to the general good, even given they have a lot of opportunity and talent to do so!
Would rather for instance watch American TV-dramas, color their hair or fiddle with their eyebrows.

Chantal is such a slacker, when was the last time she drew anything?

by bobdole23 September 1, 2014

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

skankerilla

A big fat nasty girl with bad B.O. A fat girl wearing pants so tight you have a good idea bout how big her camel toe is, as she is clearly advertising it.

one of those big fat nasty slobbish girls you noice who chases after some poor skinny guy who doesn't wanna let her down hard, but he finally gives up and tells her shes a skankerilla

by flossie May 30, 2008