ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

Sitdowngrizz

When you go hard by turning your xbox off.

The official acts of a true gangster out of southside Detroit.

When Crazy Clown went to get off his Xbox 360. He Sitdowngrizz'd it and felt very gangster.

by LBX July 27, 2009

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.

"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."

by J Self November 27, 2011

Sitcow

The typical woman, who's weight, size and stature are characteristic of the bovine genus and who reside in the town of Sitka, Alaska.

There isn't hardly a woman on this island who hasn't overly grazed on french fries and cheeseburgers and admitted herself into the local herd of Sitcows.

by thosealaskaguys December 6, 2012

Situational hotness

When there is an insufficient amount of social encounters/interactions a person experiences day to day and said person starts to find otherwise undesirable people attractive, they have experienced situational hotness for someone.

Most likely to apply to people at college or work.

"Dude, that girl working on front counter is starting to look pretty hot."
"Bro, you need to get out more if she has acquired situational hotness."

by Sir Mixuhlittle August 26, 2013

Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.

When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.

by CookE March 1, 2015