Simul

The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.

Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.

by blubbo November 7, 2010

simulfap

Simultaneous masturbation.

Jean and I were horny, but we were separated by thousands of kilometers. We decided to simulfap.

by I dream January 6, 2011

simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

Simundza

a person who likes to hav sexual intercourse with other males, usually a brisban supporter.

he is such a simundza
yeah i agree he does look like he takes it up the ass

by nakas August 18, 2011

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.

Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.

by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011

simultant

simultaneous; synchronous.

There was a simultant telecast of the diva’s performance on three TVs.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012