shwale

The offspring of a male shark and a female whale, not to be confused with a whark, the offspring of a male whale and a female shark

That there ain't no whark. That's a shwale!

by waterboy01270 October 27, 2010

shwages

the opposite of having swage in plain english it means the worst, bad, terrible, nasty, or just straight poop's

johny sold carter some stright shwages at that party last night

by Big fuss April 21, 2011

shavecember

the occuring phenomena in which men of movember shower the floor beneath them with the free falling facial hair of november they have liberated their faces from. The resulting effect drives women back into the beds and kitchens of these cleanly shaven suave sophisticates.

karen: hey are you going to participate in decembeard this year?

myself: fuck no, shavecember baby!

karen: teehee looks like im making you a sandwhich!

myself: damn straight!

by i liek turtles November 30, 2011

Shavedog

A small, beautiful, talented creature, often found in classrooms or on sprung floors. While typically approachable, will shy away from blondes and overly dramatic people. Has huge appetites in a variety of areas. An incredibly worthwhile companion.

I can't believe how lucky I was to find a shavedog!

by BigLug11 August 18, 2012

Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

shlaverage

A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.

How big are you? I'm shlaverage.

by ShlongingSam August 14, 2015

Shave The Teeth

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth

Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.

by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016