Shaved Harambe

When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.

My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 8, 2017

goliama shibena kutchka

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

sheveled

Composed, ready, prepared, put together patiently

Josh was quite sheveled for his wedding, before shit hit the fan.....

by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011

pee shiver

A shiver that may occur before, during, or after peeing. The shiver is not limited to peeing. Scientifically, the human subconcious has the ability to focus subliminally on the act of peeing without the individual being aware; thus, a shiver will sometimes occur at random times without warning.

Dude, I just had a massive pee shiver while I was driving.

by truthhurts4863 November 15, 2010

shiverment

very cold and excited at the same time; shivering in fact.

I am shivermenting.

by kathleen marcellino January 2, 2007