Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Shadedar

The ability to pick out shady people with radar like accuracy.

My shadedar was telling me not to trust that person.

by $1400 August 23, 2018

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

shave up

Is a Jamaican slang meaning when a person has no hair on their head no eyebrows nor eyelashes or if they have a bad haircut

Shave up yuh lie eee
Shave up a who trim yuh

by You may never know [A.B] October 31, 2018

Shave me

When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved

Will you shave me?

by Mearlyyeh October 23, 2019

ShaZed

Being ShaZed is one of the greatest honors one can give. A ShaZe is a photo of oneself taken in a jovial manner. This photo is usually doctored and edited in a way to bring joy and happiness to the person receiving it. Adding the tagline to the photo “You’ve Been ShaZed” is customary and should be used on every occasion.

Also known as: ShaZ’n or ShaZing.

Rose! You’ve been ShaZed! Have a nice day!

by anonymous July 1, 2021