Definitions by kevinschwarz

buttering the doorknob 

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

buttering the doorknob by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

shave the chicken 

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

shave the chicken by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

tickle the koala 

Putting a lot of effort into a useless task.

Don't tickle the koala by trying to convince Bob to do this.

tickle the koala by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018