shake your lettuce

A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'

"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

shake n bake

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.

I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.

by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007

shake my hand boi

shake my hand boy

person 1: is dat a new shirt bruv?
Person 2: Yer man
Person 1: SHAKE MY HAND BOI!

by CG October 10, 2003

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006

Shake N' Bake

The highest level of the redneck lifestyle. to have redneck attributes. redneck elite. Also used to define a redneck duo.

Also used to define vigilante cop duos.

That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.

Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.

That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.

by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010

Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009