one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020

Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.

Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)

by BigManFred December 25, 2019

second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it

We heard you the first time, you second taker.

by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009

second rate

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.

Urrrgh that is second rate man.

by lewy15 May 22, 2008

Second Wave

Where after a night of crazy ass drinking, not only does the consumer experience one hangover... But two. This happens when hangover treatments wear off and then the user experiences a "second" wave. Usually in the early afternoon.

"Man I have to rally soon or my second wave is going to hit really hard"

by Lurkertyme August 31, 2015

thirsty second

That moment when your just trying to fuck any girl/or guy after a while of not fucking . Their looks don't matter that much in the moment

Hey bro I think Ima fuck Madison for the thirsty second tbh

Fuck it bro hit her up

by Elhuesos.who January 23, 2017