Scrumper

A mythical hot "townie" reported to live near college campuses and often referenced to lure friends into town to hang out and get laid.

Dude, come visit me at school. We can nail us some scrumpers!!

by Awwjwah2 August 26, 2013

scampin

When a girl is a hoe, she's "scamping". She's a skank whose pussy most likely smells like shrimp scampi

Friend : Man, my ex be scampin'!
You : Whatchu mean?
Friend : She's a 110% skank. You mix skank and her pussy probably smelling like shrimp scampi and there you have, A SCAMPIN ASS BITCH!

by JR92 January 10, 2015

scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

Scampi

A person who is inbetween posh and common.

Paul: that Kelly is a bit scampi.

by Kel from banners April 26, 2008

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrumpadequapish

the roots of this word are scrumptious and quap (cum bubble queef). this word is used to describe the lusciousness of a woman's vagina when the word luscious isn't enough.

Sarwa's vagina is so luscious that the word luscious doesn't do justice... its scrumpadequapish.

or

Brittney's is scrumpadequapish

by yagamilight5416716 March 14, 2010