Sandy Clam

A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.

Bro, I gave that bitch a sandy clam last night and got smacked in the face.

by urmom99 June 24, 2017

hurricane sandy

An especially loud, wet, messy BJ with lot's of moist heavy air breathing and throaty sounds

Having won the bet, I knew I was going to get blown, but didn't know she was bringing the full hurricane sandy...

by sandy_survivor October 31, 2012

Sandy Andretti Hat

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.

You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

by ConfettiCupcake June 17, 2009

Sandy Vagina

To complain like a whiney bitch with sand in his or her mangina or vagina.

"Where you at the beach today, cause it sounds like you have a sandy vagina."

by Limeguy24 August 30, 2009

Sandy Vagina

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.

Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.

by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Scandalous

a trickery person, always trying to trick somebody!

Sister: Eh Bro smoke me out

Bro: I only have one bowl for myself

Sister: oh ok (closes the door)

Bro: what were you doing in there?

Sister: Smoking!

Bro: wait a minute...you were trying to smoke my weed but you have your OWN weed?

Sister: Yezzir

Bro: you are so scandalous!

by Patté August 3, 2007

Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008