vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014

Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.

"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."

by ichyban October 8, 2014

bail sale

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.

I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales

Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

queen of sales

A woman entrepreneur with Marketing Skills that will generate profits.

I sold my house with the Queen of Sales Realtor Myesha and it was a breeze.

by Queen Blacc June 11, 2019