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SALAD DRESSING 

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.
Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.

salad nazi 

When someone puts shit on yo salad that you don't want. It makes you wanna slap a hoe.
Howie Miller put cabbage and cucumbers on my salad. He is da Salad NazIIII.
salad nazi by mpiontick May 12, 2009

salad denial 

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."
salad denial by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Salad Stuff 

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
Salad Stuff by jfrapp August 20, 2011

salad squad 

a group of people who call each other various vegetables
I'm in the salad squad. My name's Cauliflower.

Salad on bread 

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)
“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄
Salad on bread by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018