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Salad
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The state
in which
Houston
in located. (There is no
abbreviation
for Salad, it is just Salad.)
I go
to Salad to
see
Houston
.
Salad
by
Fredisnotdead
January 26, 2018
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Joke
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A statement that might
make
you
laugh
, or want to kill your self. (Different subgenres are there for different types of
jokes
.)
You
know
a
good joke
? My family
loving
me.
Joke
by
Fredisnotdead
January 25, 2018
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Fork
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An eating utensil with FOUR stabby prongs. (Not to get
confused
with a
trident
, a device with 3 prongs. Forks have 4 not 3. You do not eat with a trident, it is a godly
weapon
, not a fork.)
I’
m
eating
my
salad
with a fork
Fork
by
Fredisnotdead
January 24, 2018
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Fred is not dead
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He
isn
’
t
.
Fred
is
not dead
.
aenachvy
Fred is not dead
by
Fredisnotdead
January 24, 2018
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Salad on bread
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It’s like a
salad
, but on bread. (
Salad
in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite
the same
.)
“Wow
Caylie
, nice
salad
.”
“It’s
salad
ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄
Salad on bread
by
Fredisnotdead
January 24, 2018
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aenachvy
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Aenachvy (
welsh
apparently
)
Aenachvy
aenachvy
by
Fredisnotdead
December 6, 2017
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