Fredisnotdead's definitions

Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Fork

An eating utensil with FOUR stabby prongs. (Not to get confused with a trident, a device with 3 prongs. Forks have 4 not 3. You do not eat with a trident, it is a godly weapon, not a fork.)

I’m eating my salad with a fork

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Joke

A statement that might make you laugh, or want to kill your self. (Different subgenres are there for different types of jokes.)

You know a good joke? My family loving me.

by Fredisnotdead January 25, 2018

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

aenachvy

Aenachvy (welsh apparently)

Aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead December 6, 2017