Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023

swarnendu

a piece of moon

rahul is like swarnendu

by surjo' November 22, 2023

swayver

A group of well spoken & intellectual & respect individuals who have amazing fun and love to go out, have many hoes and huge dicks also Anna is a honorary swayver member #pittstmall2009

You guys are so swayver

by Mudzy2trappy November 29, 2023

shayne

shayne is a d*ckhead
who loves his ex xx
and winds people up

you lied to me shayne

😂😂

by anonymous April 20, 2024

Swanner

From the urban dictionary:
“To Swanner”
Verb
1. To torpedo one’s own interests due to hubris or ignorance.

2. The act of leading others to negatively affect their own interests in order to justify one’s own ego

He had a golden goose of a job but swannered it for his ego

by Bodice123 May 22, 2024

swanee

v. something that an airy bitch from the South would say instead of "swear"

I swanee, I'm so fucking stupid that's why I was born and bred in the South.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 25, 2024

Swayler

One who is flaky and sways their decision irregularly causing stress to those around them. Or when your golf ball hits hazards bouncing your ball from side to side.

That girl Kassie is never honest with her commitments to social engagements. She is flaky and a swayler.

My golf ball hit that tree then hit that cart path from side to side. It was a swayler, I tell you!

by KR0$$TheBoss February 27, 2026