Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015

Wide swath

What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.

Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.

by Storm_84 July 10, 2017

Extra swatch off my palette

Some more things you have to do on that day and you already have lot of things to do

Sienna: what else do I have to do

Cara: a project and now we have to do another project
Sienna: ugh that’s just an extra swatch off my palette

by The realest shishtar February 22, 2019

Cock Swataling

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.

I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.

by Lafeye April 20, 2019

swatches

When someone has Sweat patches

I have really bad swatches

by LEgodestROYer November 7, 2018

twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

by shellyblack May 18, 2009

swatsman

An idiot or dumb person

You're a swatsman for saying that stupid pick-up line.

by mechelle gregory September 22, 2005