Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

by shitmypants January 13, 2021

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

November Surprise

This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.

I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.

Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.

by Penis surprise November 18, 2013

Domino's Surprise

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.

You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.

by sgt. roy batty January 17, 2014

Tangerine Surprise

When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.

I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.

by Jackie Jackie O'Mackie May 23, 2011