squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.

I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.

by violettemafia8 November 17, 2019

Squid The noob

noob

noob squid the noob

by Fuckrick December 14, 2022

Dill Squid

A term for a white fatass

Bro that obese dude is such a Dill Squid!!!!

by youllnevereverfindmelol May 22, 2021

Group of squid

Squad

Me and the Squad are trying to find a group of ladies to ink. Group of squid

by Piratewinch January 27, 2018

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019