smufdonker

smufdonker(ing) ; donkin the smuf ; smufin the donk ; and variations thereof..

is almost like code for people to talk without others around knowing whats goin on or what you are talking about.

can mean everything from banging your girlfriend to kicking her in the clam.

examples below will help clarify better.

"yo you see that fine ass girl att the bar? i bet she could donk the hell out of a smuf!"

"my boss made me so mad today i wanted to punch him right in the muthafuckin smufdonker!"

"i got sooo wasted at the club last night and that girl still donked my smuf"

"everytime i file my taxes i feel like i have had my smufdonked by the goddamn IRS!"

"if a smufdonker fell in the woods would anyone give a shit?"

feel free to add your smufdonker experience..check www.smufdonkers.com for more on the smufdonker revolution!

by smufdonker May 18, 2011

Smuckrun

A trip to the grocery store for Smuckers brand jam or jelly.

Billy went on a smuckrun since we had nothing to put on our toast.

by jiminyjilikers June 3, 2011

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

smuckduck

a person who eats poop nonstop. also defined as a meranda.

What the fuck is that smuckduck eating now?? He is such a meranda.

by stugan October 11, 2011

smudent

person who thinks he/she really does student, but this is but a figment of his/her imagination

that smudent wishes he was a real student, like a DAL student.

by furrealz January 17, 2014

smurdt

Smurdt - state of being in intelligence greater than the average person

I told the answer to the teacher to show how smurdt I was.

by Old Dutch Posse April 12, 2014

smudgefart

that fart that comes out wet and hot and you think you've filled your pants, but when you check, its just a small patch of wetness leaving just a smudge on your undies.

"sweet, i didnt just crap myself, it was just a smudgefart."

by cammonz April 30, 2014