dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016

Smegmational

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.

The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.

by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011

smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

smegface

the term to have a face made of smeg
similar to shitface

shut the fuck up smegface!!

by Smegface January 29, 2006

shmegmania

When one has the craze to peel back a foreskin and take a teaspoon to that sweet sweet shlong butter.

I hope I dont get shmegmania again, my breath still smells like his wiener gunk.

by G diddle and Big-Nuts Po Po December 9, 2008

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

smegmella

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.

Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross

by Caitiedyd November 30, 2017