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Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"
by Otineb January 15, 2010
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Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place
Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.
by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011
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Slob Bob

A person is altogether sloppy, or a slob. They dress in sweats, baggy clothes, and PJs to school or other important events. Usually it's girls who just roll out of bed and go on about their day.
Rachel: Did you see Amanda today?

Becky: Yes, I can't believe how trashy she looks in those sweats and wife beater.

Rachel: She is totally a slob bob!!!
by Jamaraqui August 6, 2011
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Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob
that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.
by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012
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slobberslut

A woman that, on public forums, writes explicit sexual activity to men and/or supports men who have stalked and harassed other women.
The slobberslut is the most popular woman on the forum.
by galaxysprfx October 23, 2016
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Slobbervate

Excessive fluid from the mouth - a combination of 'to slobber' and 'to salivate'.

An increased buildup of saliva in the mouth, often commences when one hasn't swallowed in a long period of time, or when one lays their eyes on an appetizing food.

Slobbervating, however, has a much more drastic outcome, with the whole mouth just overflowing in spit. How disgusting.
Just the sight of the chocolate and caramel cake made me slobbervate down my shirt. How embarrassing !
by DapperCat June 4, 2017
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Slob

A lazy, dirty, person who does not clean up after themselves, hygiene malfunction, and or an obsese person who is a glutton known as a dirty individual with lazy mobility.
That man is so fat and dirty he is a slob.
She is such a slob she hasn't showered in over a week.

I can't believe how lazy and dirty he is, he is such a slob.
by Wikipedia's source June 8, 2017
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