shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

Riot Shield Noob

The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.

UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!

"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-

Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-

by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009

ShieldlesS

Noun. To refuse to acknowledge the fact that one died legitimately in a FPS, and blame all lack of success on connection.

"Damn THIS KIDS HOST IS TERRIBLE"

"Shut up Saiyan. Stop being a ShieldlesS"

by Yizzurr May 22, 2009

ShieldlesS

To be Carried to Victory.

"Curt, will you ShieldlesS me today?"

"man, i got ShieldlesS'd this game."

by Prone to KiII May 3, 2009

White shield

a name used in the new york police department to describe a Police officer who has not attained the rank of detective, sgt, or higher .Usually called this due to the white color of their shields(aka Badges) having not earned a gold shield(dt, sgt, lt)

did that white shield ruin the case?

by Chief Costigan July 20, 2007

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

shielzy

Is when you are being super cool, amazingly fantastic.

you so much like Shielzy.
Your super Shielzy

by luke92 April 20, 2008