memphis dry rub

when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash

Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell

by denverbud420 November 3, 2013

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008

Alabama Dry Rub

The act of having anal sex with a girl or guy who has never had anal sex before without using lube. Doing this will be very horrible to the person being penetrated since it will be extremely tight and involve a lot of friction.

James: "Hey man, have you had sex with sally yet?"
David: "Well, she kept saying no so I just waited until she went to sleep and gave her an Alabama Dry Rub."

by Intereo March 23, 2011

bra rub

when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.

Beyonces padded bra felt smooth as she jerked me in to her soft cleavage with her bra.

by buddy February 11, 2004

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Yes, its from the first Batman movie in 1989. It means stay the fuck away from my girl. It is part of the code. No friend of mine is allowed to talk to or hang out alone with my girlfriend unless they want the wrath unleashed upon them.

"What the fuck man? You took her out to dinner last night? Never rub another man's rhubarb."

by I'm Batman July 31, 2005

Retard Rub

When someone is trying to say you are being stupid but politely by just rubbing your arm or shoulder or head.

" Im not being stupid, don't you Retard Rub me!!!"

by crazybirdlover September 6, 2009

pub rub

The "pub rub" occurs when your girl starts to rub your penis (usually on the outside of your pants) in a public place. Preferably at a pub.

I can't get up right now, my girl just gave me a pub rub.

by Leche Cristo February 15, 2010