you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.

Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug

by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021

Liked Song Roulette

When you shuffle your 'liked songs' playlist on Spotify, which includes all of the songs you've ever liked. Chances are there's some pretty cringe shit in there you don't want your friends to hear.

Brody: I played some liked song roulette in the car yesterday with the boys, and now they all know I'm a secret K-pop stan
Tom: Yikes

by drzech August 13, 2022

Chicken Wing Roulette

When you enter your penis into a gloryhole and don’t know if the other side is male or female

Hey guys let’s go around Matt’s house for chicken wing roulette. I hope his wife is behind the hole this time and not Dean

by Bcc84 January 18, 2023

Fuck marry kill Russian roulette

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…

“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”

by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette

A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).

Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.

Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that

by Thebiggestboce November 2, 2023

wet dream roulette

wake up in the morning dying for a piss hold it in a beat one off at the point of ejaculation relax and see what comes out.

had to wash my sheets last night after playing a messy game wet dream roulette

by swampy55 August 14, 2008

Roulette Regret

The feeling one has after doing something embarrassing or regretful on ChatRoulette.

Greg had a serve case of roulette regret after dancing naked on ChatRoulette the night before.

by IwishIdidntdothatonwebcam April 5, 2010