Hot Rod

Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.

Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.

Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,

also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.

That meal was as good as Hot Rod.

by incredibadftw March 13, 2011

rat rod

A rats penis, and or a shitty hot rod...usually built by someone with a mullet or rat tail.

look at the size of that rat rod!

by gmckid September 14, 2008

Toombs/T-rod

The biggest hardass in the universe as we know it.

"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."

by Sean April 14, 2005

rat rod

A term overused to the point that it no longer represents the cars it originally described.

"I have a 1971 Chevy rat rod."

Or

"Is that a rat rod?"

by Dreddybear June 7, 2007

Dog Cock Rod

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.

1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).

by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014

gay-rod

that fag ass on the yankees who has blue lips and eye liner annd plays 3rd base

Gay-rod likes the Jeter peter

by fudgenuggets November 1, 2004

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003