rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectal Reception

Holding hands while double fisting a rectum

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.

Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.

by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005