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Rectal Intellect

Another word for a Smart Ass or Wise Ass. Saying or doing something that is considered irreverent and low brow towards the recipient.
You are such a rectal intellect.
or
He has a well developed rectal intellect.
by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005
mugGet the Rectal Intellectmug.

butt leach

A person that spends an inordinate amount of time kissing up to someone. Similar to a butt kisser or brown noser but greater in intensity.
by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005
mugGet the butt leachmug.

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.
He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.
by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005
mugGet the Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydramug.

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