butt leach

A person that spends an inordinate amount of time kissing up to someone. Similar to a butt kisser or brown noser but greater in intensity.
George is such a butt leach!
by JollyFatMan April 27, 2005
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Rectal Intellect

Another word for a Smart Ass or Wise Ass. Saying or doing something that is considered irreverent and low brow towards the recipient.
You are such a rectal intellect.
or
He has a well developed rectal intellect.
by JollyFatMan April 27, 2005
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