Rectal Intellect

Another word for a Smart Ass or Wise Ass. Saying or doing something that is considered irreverent and low brow towards the recipient.

You are such a rectal intellect.
or
He has a well developed rectal intellect.

by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

butt leach

A person that spends an inordinate amount of time kissing up to someone. Similar to a butt kisser or brown noser but greater in intensity.

George is such a butt leach!

by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005