Papa roaching

When someone invites someone out as a "Last Resort" after eveyone else has declined their invite

I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me

by MeditatingLemur December 08, 2015

Roger Roach

The gone-but-not-forgotten brave space cadet roach.

We have our first space cadet, Roger Roach, launching off into space.

We salute you!

by GummyBoi June 27, 2023

Roach buzz

A certain high optained buy smoking only roaches. You'll know what I mean when you do it.

Holy crap I've got the best roach buzz right now!

by JoeyBomm December 31, 2021

bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 02, 2023

mall roach

Children that go to the mall EVERY Friday, because they can't figure out anything better to do.
They enjoy Hot Topic, Scream bands, and starting fights the can't finish.

"Who is that 13 year old, and why is she starting with me?"
"that's just a mall roach, see her everytime I'm here"

by BabyyKayy January 26, 2015

Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

Roach Approach

The act of laying there and doing nothing while your partner goes to town during sex.

“How do you have sex when your shitfaced?”
“I just kick back and take the Roach Approach.”

by BigBoyDiamond October 16, 2021