Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011

Pootch

The little bit of flab on relatively skinny people that hangs out over their low cut jeans when they sit. Often accompanied by a thong winking out the buttocks.

If it weren't for that girls pootch, she would be pretty hot.

Aw, dang! I thought my pootch was tucked in today!!

by Starquesha Bon Qui Qui April 30, 2009

Pootash

Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...

My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?

Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!

Safe!

by Terry the STI ferry July 24, 2008

poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

Pootay

noun -
1. a slang term of endearment, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

2. a slang term of someone being a pain and/or doing something you don't want them to be doing, used in a 'cookie-monster type' voice.

1. "Dear Pootay, I love you. Heart, Pootay"
2. "POOTAY...why are you drinking my soda?"

by modogg May 29, 2008

pooth

To pooth is to fart on someone to release sexual tension and for some people, it is even used as an alternate to sex. The art of poothing is simple, and as easy as you'd imagine. Just do what you do everyday, except this time on someone's face.

"You poothed on me!"
"I know. How does that make you feeeel?"

:D

by HannahLynnGOGOGO October 8, 2008