Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

by jiggadigga March 14, 2007

Grand Old Perverts

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.

You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

by ilookmarvlus July 18, 2019

Perverted Justice

When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.

I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.

by superlativeshane March 13, 2011

Perverted

Similar to sick, and ill, but on a higher level.

That six up on twanky two's is straight perverted!

by B.Rev May 14, 2004

peevert

A pervert whose perversions focus on pee.

I asked her to pee on me because I'm a peevert.

by Peevert October 10, 2012

Pervert

pervs are usually really ugly and gross. the reason they are pervs is because they cant get some so they turn into pervs so that at least can pretend to get some to their friends but really... no girl would ever allow it to happen

Omg! That old guy on the bench is such a pervert!

by Awesome JSA-er November 9, 2010

perverty

The stage where a guy hits a new all time low of pervertedness, including jokes, thoughts, and comments. Usually lasts anywhere between one month to a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, what's wrong with John?

Girl 2: He's finally going through perverty.

by Easel Shimmy Kin June 8, 2011