Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
Get the Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release. mug.A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
Get the Guatemalan Pressure-Washer mug.when a woman says to you that you don’t “APPLY PRESSURE” so she won’t pay you no mind. It’s Simple mathematics gentlemen, she’s Homeless, a Hobo, basically your run of the mill BUM who’s coined a new term for begging for money..which is “Apply Pressure”.. she’s not an asset, SHE’S A LIABILITY.
Damn girl can I take you out or something wassup.. “oh I ain’t taking you serious you ain’t APPLY PRESSURE enough”
by DEZtheDESTROYER December 15, 2023
Get the APPLY PRESSURE mug.The level of force exerted by a woman’s pair of breasts, felt by their male partner when engaging in the act of mammary intercourse.
She completely crushed every last drop of cum out of me using her massive 34 HH cup tits. The tit pressure made my ex and her 32 DDD’s feel entirely weak in comparison.
by anonymous April 2, 2024
Get the tit pressure mug.guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.
by magicchinchin April 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin pressure mug.When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster
“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”
by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025
Get the greedy pressure mug.Much like peer pressure. Pay Pressure is when you feel like buying rounds or paying for dinner because you are with friends even though are broke.
My wife is usually a cheap ass and but she will succum to pay pressure when we are out with friends or family she will pull out the credit card with no inhibition.
by Junkopotomus June 1, 2017
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