Poptart

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.

by Kitteh May 7, 2005

K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011

'arry potta

Slang version of Harry Potter, usually used to diss someone who looks like him (Harryus Potterus).

Dickhead #1- Look! 'Arry Potta! AAAAHAA!!!!
'Arry Potta- Leave me alone! (Cries)

by Yusuf Cocks November 29, 2004

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Russian Poptart

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

by Stripper Mario November 2, 2009

Potter

nickname for the person everyone knows.
Down-to-earth, chill guy

Yo potter definitely owned the pong table last night, i wonder if he remembers it?

by Darksyde73 September 25, 2008

Potterhead

A person who loves/obsessives over Harry Potter.

Potterhead requirements
~read all books at least twice
~seen all movies at least twice
~spends countless hours online looking at Harry Potter stuff
~has the the deathly hollows symbol all over their stuff.
~has immense knowledge of the books/movies/actors/characters
~reads/writes fan fiction (this varies on the level of Potterheadness)
~Makes Harry Potter references Always
~Are often with some form of Harry Potter related thing
~Ofen use British slang (smashing, git, prat, bloody ect.)
~Are Bloody AMAZING!♥

Potterhead #1~ OMM! (Oh my Merlin) I just L♥VE Hinny!

Potterhead #2~No, no, no. Harmione is the best ship. Kay?

Potterhead #3~ Fat chance. Romione is perf

Non Pottethead~ What is Hinny, Harmione and Romione?

Potterhead #1&2&3~What?

Now you quickly act like you exactly what these Ships are and walk away slowly.

by Potterheadchick April 11, 2014