readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

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mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020

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snatch patch

this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch

dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight

by dildoman December 31, 2007

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pitchfork

a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.

Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya!

by le assclown March 28, 2005

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Arabian Eye Patch

A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.

I applied the Arabian Eye Patch like a pirate of the Dune Sea.

by Rollie Fingers September 26, 2004

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