Poof

Noun

Poof - To be gay, ugly, fat, feminine, beggish, queer and icky

Callum Paxton is such a poof, he’s the biggest poof in the world, he should seriously kill himself

by DaddyMakaveli February 26, 2024

Poof

A vagina fart. Commonly referred to as a queef.

Bro I pulled out and she poofed on me it was awsome.

by Daddywhitebigpoof March 28, 2020

poof

To express that youve been attacked by the powers of a witch

Poof...Your a frog

by Boodrow February 28, 2019

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022

Poof guys

Guys that go "poof" out of nowhere. You meet them and they are amazing or so you think, and you really hit it off. They text you and maybe even call you. Then they just disappear off the face of the planet. Never to talk to you or see you again. No explanation. They are either douchebags, or they didn't get what they wanted, or they used you and are onto the next unsuspecting girl.

That guy never called me back! Everything was going great, then he was gone! he's one of those "poof guys."

by SFisbetterthanchicago August 26, 2013