Skip to main content

Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
mugGet the Hair Ponymug.

pony pool

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.
Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."
by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016
mugGet the pony poolmug.

Bone Pony

any poser guy can be a Bone Pony, but the term usually refers to those who use handfuls of gel in their hair, shave their balls, and/or drive any car previously seen in a movie starring Vin Diesel.
Check out that N*Sync clone over there...what a Bone Pony!
by Bombadil April 21, 2003
mugGet the Bone Ponymug.

G-pony

G-pony is a true gangsta and usually a member of the 6am drinking club.
Girl: damn I can't believe we stayed up playing beer pong until 6am again...
Guy: I know were some f***ing g-pony's
by pong princess June 13, 2010
mugGet the G-ponymug.

Rome Pony

An awesome sexual act of vague description that would offend your Gram.
He bought her three drinks at the bar and later she gave him a rome pony!
by occasionalpants May 11, 2015
mugGet the Rome Ponymug.

Pony Phuck

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015
mugGet the Pony Phuckmug.

Baloney Pony

A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).

Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
by BB2023 January 31, 2023
mugGet the Baloney Ponymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email