When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member
John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!
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i hope she gets sober shes been a major tiff ponce lately and i cant stand it. time for an intervention.
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Get the shittin' the ponce's pisser mug.Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
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Get the Greater Manchester Pincer mug.A teacher who acts like a pedophile. He calls himself a "meanie", spreads his legs or to the girls and says nuts a lot.
Person 1: hey that teacher was such a Mr. Ponterio
Person 2: yeah he was spreading his legs out to some of the girls
Person 2: yeah he was spreading his legs out to some of the girls
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