egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night

My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.

by BigDHill September 22, 2015

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

Male Puddle Slut

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.

The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Office Poodle

Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.

I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.

by Thatgirloverthere369 February 2, 2021