Ploof

A portmanteau of floof and puff, it's basically saying that you're so puffy you're really cute.

Oh my god that's so ploofy i don't even *dies from cuteness overload*

by Ploofman November 22, 2019

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Ploop

The sound a perfectly round turd makes when it hits the water in the toilet bowl.

*poop ploops in toilet bowl*
*me on my snapchat story*- "bros, I just had the most satisfying ploop ever."

by BDE69 October 28, 2019

Plooping

Playing phone while pooping.

John: Joe! What are u doing in the bathroom?
Joe: I'm plooping!

by PitouBruh December 22, 2019

phoosh

type of the leg

she walked with her phoosh

by hhsssaddsafcx March 19, 2020

ploopie

A monster that hides in your sheets and drags you under while you are sleeping

The ploopie dragged the little girl underneath her sheets

by hfioahdga April 15, 2020

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie

Some chinese/hongkongian/vietnamese/springrollass dude that loves saying ''kontgat'' whenever someone says ''what''.

Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: "mumbling''
Bart: What?
Ploo Playel Een Twee Dlie: Kontgat

by Squanchonius June 23, 2020