Pizza dad

A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.

May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.

First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."

Second mom: "What a pizza dad."

by no i don't want to April 25, 2014

netflix and pizza

When your SO tells you that he is coming over for Netflix and Pizza you better get ready to get laid because that's what he meant.

You:"Where's the Netflix and Pizza!"
Him:"Just bend over babe."

by Pat boogie February 11, 2015

dark pizza

According to Tim Heidecker from the internet show "Tim and Eric Nite Live", dark pizza is another name for a pizza with sausage and peppers for toppings.

Eric: What kind of pie do you want?
Tim: A medium-large, dark pizza.

by eletcher December 13, 2007

Pizza Rolls

Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email ([e-mail]).

"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"

by BubblegumNassau March 31, 2017

Pizza Whore

Someone who does not ever get sick of pizza and not only eats it everyday but will do whatever it takes to tag along with someone whos getting pizza.

"Hey what'ca been up to?"
"Nothin much, just got back from Pizza Man"
"O really? wanna hang out?"
"yeah sure"
"annnnnd you think i can have some of that leftover Pizza Man?"
"sigh, yes you pizza whore"

by Floe, Skyler December 17, 2008

pizza bone

The part of the pizza that's left over after someone's eaten the part with all the toppings on it.

Bob didn't like the crust, so he left all his pizza bones on his plate.

by Kate April 19, 2005

Pizza Butt

A fan name given to C.C. of Code Geass because she has a big ass and is constantly eating pizza.

Jim: Man I'd tap that Pizza Butt.
John: You know her pussy is probably filled with cheese.
Jim: ...
John: ...
Jim: I have a cheese fetish.

by \g October 5, 2008