I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

perhogies

a side dish that originated in Caucausia;
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...

Perhogies, man, Perhogies!!!! GET OUT THE
COLD FRESH SOUR CREAM!!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter February 5, 2005

Period

A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.

'I got my first period today.'

by deranged January 1, 2006

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

Period Rage

Alternate term for PMS. Term was coined by Mortimer A. London when I was bitching at him and he said "That's just your period rage talking."

I don't feel like arguing, why don't you just call me once you're over your period rage.

by Hatebear August 13, 2003

Period period

True; backing up a correct statement

When Mila said that fantasy football was “so basic” the youngp responded with “period period” meaning he fully understood

by Abbymaack November 25, 2017