Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021

by King kerry May 15, 2018

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.
It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!
Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.
That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

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by d $$ May 22, 2010
