kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
mugGet the kristiansund parkeringmug.

mr parker

A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .
Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline
by King kerry May 15, 2018
mugGet the mr parkermug.

Parker Croft

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!
by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013
mugGet the Parker Croftmug.

Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 8, 2010
mugGet the Parker and Spitzermug.

Linker Parker

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.
by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
mugGet the Linker Parkermug.

gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.
Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.
by rocky rockmonoff May 24, 2006
mugGet the gum parkermug.

brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand
brad parker kicked me in the fucking face
by d $$ May 22, 2010
mugGet the brad parkermug.

Share this definition