pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Pleem

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PLEEM

by pleem May 20, 2022

preemal

Silent sweet innocent generous

Always sleeping

When we see her for the first time she appears to be mean.

And she can't

She can't laugh..she can't walk
At present she has should pain.

Preemal is one and only

by anonymous September 2, 2022

peemen

semen mixed with pee

"I pee in the middle of masturbating and the liquid looks like peemen"

by Gamerblocko October 1, 2022

peemergency

when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.

examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;

*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)

*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)

"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "

by jlotaco December 23, 2022

Peemounties

The tip of the beard of a mountain climber.

“Nice peemounties” “thanks I’ve been growing it out.”

by Lalex March 4, 2023

Parema

A gorgeous kurd girl, absolutely stunning and always backs up her friends. She probably has a thing for tall speckies and she is outspoken and intelligent.

Person1: bro I wish I could be friends with parema

Parema: I know lol

by anonymous March 11, 2023