computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.

I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.

by John's Smith's February 28, 2017

Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf

Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am

by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021

car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.

wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!

by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019

Visual Art Professional

Visual Art Professional is an updated version of used to be called an Art Agent, Educated or Self Taught they do the functions of helping artists begin in the business, publicity, consultations, and sell art as well as find appropriate venues

Brad Biggs of Orlando is a Visual Art Professional

by Gneisses Schist August 23, 2023

Young Professional

A recent graduate who spends their Saturday's socializing at "The fresh market", "Whole foods" or "Target" for the free wine tastings and samples of imported foods making it seem as though they are successful and well educated; when in reality, they are on their way home to indulge in a pack of ramen noodles followed by Wal-mart, then a trip to the Laundromat.

Kelly: "I love shopping at the fresh market but... do you smell that?"

Kelly: "It smells like ramen noodles mixed with cheap fabric softener."

Heather: "Oh don't worry, it's just a young professional."

by Heidi01 October 20, 2010