Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

Pound Sand

You pissed me off now go dig a hole in the sand for your pecker and begin to fuck the hole. Pound it hard and fast until your dick is raw.

Ali told me to remove my vending machine from the building so I told him to go pound sand.

by ilardi74 May 24, 2024

Ground pound

What Vtuber Amelia Watson did to your mom last night.

Amelia Watson: "'...nothing beats a Ground Pound!' That's funny, 'cause uh.. you guys know.. that's actually.. what I did TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT HEHAHAHAHA."

by Arsnova July 15, 2021

500 pound activity

Basically every action associated with fat gamer weebs, often used to refer to stereotypical things this category of people do daily.

-Bob just posted something about 2D women being Better than 3D women, what does that even mean?

-forget about it, that's 500 pound activity.

by Ducko13 December 31, 2021

among 250 pound

The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!

At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

Ground Pound

This is similar to the move in the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.

Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?

Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.

Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.

by Stoney69 June 28, 2019

pelvic pound

Sex so hard the pelvis is fractured or broken

I gave her such a pelvic pound, she is in the hospital for a week

by Deathbringer12 April 4, 2014