Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you

Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.

by phreak136 August 4, 2005

postin

to look at someone violently, mugging, bad look
(the bay area)

stussie: why dat nigga postin out the window??
b-town: we betta run, he planin a drive by...

by sandNword June 20, 2010

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.

Aw man, You just got pasted!

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

D - Posing

When a man lays his genitals on top of a girls face whilst T - Posing.

Yo I caught Marcus D - Posing on his girlfriend last week. Shit was lit!

Last time I D - Posed, I got a hair in her eye.

Man I can't wait to D - Pose this weekend, I'm gonna make some girl my bitch!

by Tpala December 11, 2018